Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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