She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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