watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
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He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
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I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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