Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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