Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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