I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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