Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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