Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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