Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
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It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
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You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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