you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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