I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
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it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
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That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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