S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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