I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
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well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
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Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
There are leaves in my underwear?
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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