i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
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I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
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i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.