i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
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The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
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I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?