you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Randomize
