***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
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and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
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i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.