terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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