he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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