physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I wish there were birth control emojis
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
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