I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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