Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
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In America we eat man semen.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
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IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
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