Who did Billy Mays play for?
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
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and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
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The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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