you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
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I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
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Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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