now i know why i became what i already was.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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