wake up i wanna do it froggy style
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
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Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
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Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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