I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
