I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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