I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
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He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
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He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I'm always down for nudity.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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