Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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