This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
Randomize
