Where are you?
In a non slutty way
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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