My brain says no but my pants say off.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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