You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
well you can't waste a boner
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
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i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
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He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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