so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Randomize
