Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
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