she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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