idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
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