K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Randomize
