you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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