I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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