don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
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We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
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I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
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I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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