whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
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I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
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On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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