he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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