My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
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I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
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And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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