I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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