i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
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we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
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You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Do you have feelings for this penis?
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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