There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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