Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
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Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
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