i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"
you are both the best and worst wingman ever.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
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her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
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He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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