Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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