so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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