...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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