What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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