I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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