So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
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She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
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if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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