That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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